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20 father's day jokes that prove you've inherited dad's funny bones
Even if you've heard it a million times, it's hard not to laugh when your dad snaps a classic joke from his endless stash of dad jokes.
Just because he's the king of puns and tacky jokes doesn't mean you can't try to make him laugh with one of these hilarious Father's Day jokes. Not only will you prove that you are following in his footsteps, but these predictable but silly jokes are a great way to repay him for all the second-hand embarrassments you've had to endure over the years.
Sure, he'll be happy if you give him a gift or card with a sweet Father's Day message. But if humor is the way to your dad's heart, then these corny jokes are the way to go. If you're looking for a fun Father's Day activity, you can also create a game and compete to see who can laugh the most.
Who knows, you might even be surprised to learn that your dad still doesn't know what a pirate's favorite card is. Spoiler alert: it's not "R".
How do you identify a dogwood tree? By its bark.How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poker face!I just invented a car that runs on herbs… I think I invented thyme travel.What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.I saw a lady at the bank checking her balance so I pushed her over.Did you hear about the yacht builder that had to work from home? His sails went through the roof.What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!Why did the phone wear glasses? Because it lost all its contacts.Swimming with sharks is so expensive. It cost me an arm and a leg!What did the buffalo say to his son as he walked out the door? Bi-son.I had a long conversation with a dolphin once. We just seemed to click.It was a lovely wedding, even the cake was in tiers.The police just arrested the world’s tongue twister champion. They say he’ll be given a tough sentence.Just adopted a dog from the local blacksmith but as soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.I’ve got a pen that can write underwater. It can write other words, too, but underwater is one of my favorites.What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner’s on me.Why do ducks have feathers on their tails? To cover their buttquacks.Why did Mickey Mouse go into space? He wanted to find Pluto.
